It’s well known in Dubai that helpers try to iron all sorts of things, from baby clothes to boxer shorts. Today, I was in our local supermarket and spotted this advert on the noticeboard. I just love the way it reads, giving the impression that the houseboy will iron your pet for you! Only in Dubai …

As an American friend just pointed out to me, US readers may also enjoy the way it suggests you’re contacting the Mob if you call.