Olympics camp [Mummy’s little warning]

There’s been some excited Olympics watching at the Circles’ holiday home over the past week – especially on Super Saturday when Team GB appeared to be on a magical gold rush that culminated in an electrifying three golds in 47 astonishing minutes of track and field euphoria.

I think we all know we only get nights like this once in a lifetime, and we were jolly well going to make it our night to shine. The feelgood factor had been mounting all day following gold medals in rowing and cycling – then Jessica Ennis sprouted wings. It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if there was a baby boom in nine months’ time, such was the jubilation felt by Britain on Saturday night, and then again on Sunday when Andy Murray won the tennis (which we missed, gutted!).

If you haven’t already seen the clip showing the British commentators’ reaction to long-distance runner Mo Farah’s win, it’s really worth watching – and is indicative of what went on in British households that night.

Olympics camp – well, you have to start somewhere! [whispers quietly, and when they’re being naughty, it’s a great threat]

LB isn’t too fussed, being too young to really understand what’s going on, but BB has been getting into the spirit of it, learning about the different flags and cheering for ‘England’ with genuine enthusiasm. He’s pleased to have two other teams to support as well (Team USA and the UAE) and it’s definitely helped that he attends an international school as I can explain other participating nations by referencing his class mates. “France?” he’ll enquire. “Is that Valentine’s country?” “Sweden…ah, Ludvig!”

Our minds have also turned to how you become an Olympian, and while I know that’s a path my kids are unlikely to go down (BB is tall, but being left-handed, he’s very confused about which hand to throw with), we’ve had fun learning about all the athletes – and it does seem that many of them are built for Olympic success.

Take America’s swimming legend Michael Phelps. His 6ft 7in arm span is greater than his height (6ft 4in); his lung capacity is said to be 12 litres (double the average man’s) and his size 14 feet are more like flippers. I’m sure I read somewhere that his ankles are also double-jointed, enabling him to paddle his feet with extra thrust.

“Wow,” said BB, as we discussed this after Phelps’ 100m butterfly race win on Friday. BB, who does a lot of swimming in Dubai and really loves it, then glanced down at his feet to see if they might ever grow to this size, stretched his arms out, and, wide-eyed with curiosity, asked, “Does he have gills too?”

An amphibious Olympian – in the eyes of an awe-struck six-year-old who’s just learnt to fish, why not?

Olympic Fever: Top 10 tweets & quotes

I’m feeling rather patriotic this weekend. I know every other nation was probably completely baffled by the Olympic opening ceremony, but I absolutely loved it – and am also quite relieved that as an expat, I still ‘got it’. Surreal, madcap, moving and full of humour, it was truly a rock-and-roll ceremony and that now-legendary royal opening, “Good evening, Mr Bond,” – with the Queen’s corgis in attendance – was simply genius.

I hope you enjoy these photos and reactions from around the world as much as I did… (I must admit, I did laugh that in China, the state TV narrators did a commendable job of galloping through potted histories of everything from the industrial revolution to Mary Poppins, but were apparently stunned into near-silence by the parachuting Monarch!)

Piers Morgan
“This is truly, madly, deeply British” #London2012

Michael Moran
“There are some sheep on the pitch….they think it’s all clover. It is now!” #olympics

An estimated global television audience of one billion tuned in to watch

Rachel Wilkinson
“I think they could have got some Tellytubbies on those yonder hills”

Queen_UK
“Are those things actually there or has one had a gin too many?” #olympicceremony

Sense of humour – still one of our greatest assets

Tylerbaldwin
“Mr Bean = the strangest and yet best thing I have ever seen during an opening ceremony for the Olympics”

duguzzle
“In true British style, the queue of athletes is ridiculous” #olympicceremony

Gary Lineker
“Are we really only on M? Can they start jogging? They’re athletes after all…”

Spectacular, thoughtful and touching – the ceremony competed with Beijing on a different level

Pam Mcllroy
“I want Danny Boyle to light the Olympic Flame. He’s done more for the morale of GB in a couple of hours than anyone has in years…”

Sir Redgrave? The Queen? Pippa Middleton? Speculation was rife as to who would light the cauldron

Piers Morgan
“You watching, Mitt?”

Who says Britain can’t put on a show?

“If the opening ceremonies of the London Games sometimes seemed like the world’s biggest inside joke, the message from Britain resonated loud and clear: We may not always be your cup of tea, but you know – and so often love – our culture nonetheless”
Anthony Faiola, The Washington Post